Episode 1 SUBTITLES BY Babel Fansub www.facebook.com/BabelSub
Do you know who I am?
Then blow out all the candles
Who on earth are you?
Do you know who I am?
Then blow out all the candles
Candles
Happy birthday to you!
Thanks, you guys.
Happy birthday to you!
Make a wish!
I wanna have a look at his face
After celebrating my 30th birthday, I started to feel an urge to get married
Seeing that my classmates are becoming moms and dads
I feel uneasy, like I'm falling behind
Everyone tells me I shouldn't get married too early
but everyone has get married
Thanks to their advice
I'm the only one who remains single
Dad
Morning, sweetie
Morning
Where has Mom gone?
To City God Temple
Good, she's a good girl
Come here
A 32-year-old boss of an automobile club with a car and a house. And he looks good.
No. He's 165cm in height.
He's too short, and it will affect my grandson-to-be
Keep your voice down
Want a tall man? Then betroth your daughter to Yao Ming
My son doesn't like a tall girl
With so rude a mother as you, your son must be ill-educated
Calm down. We're all here to arrange marriages for our children
- What about this one? - I don't like any of these
Hey. Look at this
Look. This one is great
A 35-year-old manager. 185cm in height!
Good. Is he for your daughter, Lele, or my daughter Liang Shuang?
Oh, no. He has so little hair on his head
My daughter shall never reconcile herself with a bald man
What are you talking about?
Sorry, we won't choose your son, but it doesn't matter
There must be someone who likes him
It's just our daughters are too beautiful, you see
Your daughter is too old to be picky
Marrying an old lady like her will disgrace my family
Today, I'll let you see how pretty my daughter is
Fuck. Why should he carry an umbrella when it's not raining, as if he's an English gentleman?
I hate ogling dandies
This woman has little trust in other people
She folds her arms, which betrays her hostility
She's extremely impatient, though she doesn't show it
She must have seen something really detestable
Hello, Mr. Jin.
Okay, I know. Sorry, the signal is bad here. I'll call you later
Are you all right?
I'm fine. Thanks. Your jacket...
Don't mention it
How shall I return it to you?
I'll call you. Thank you very much
Not at all. It's my pleasure to lend a hand to a beauty
- See you - See you
Where's my handbag?
Come help me now! Bring my clothes
Did you see the bald man's mom brighten up on seeing Shuang's photo?
I don't believe I can't find the right man for my daughter
Your daughter Lele is such a good girl. You shouldn't let her settle for the wrong
While Shuang says she wants to get married, Lele has never mentioned it
Actually, it's quite normal
Two years ago, Shuang felt it wasn't time to settle down
Lele's father left us many years ago
All I want now is to find a right man for her
Your family has gone through the toughest times
You have no other worries, so take it easy
Fine
When will Lele be more mature?
Why is it so hard to find a good man when there are so many men in want of a wife?
Take it easy
Oh my God
What's wrong with you?
Are you all right?
How can I be all right? Look what you've done!
I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean it
Is it broken?
What do you think?
I'll pay for it
Can you afford it?
There are valuable things stored in the laptop
How much is it?
You think you can buy everything with money?
No. I meant how much the laptop is
12 thousand yuan
I can afford it, but I don't have so much cash with me today
Show me your ID card
Why should I?
What if you run away?
Do I look like someone who'd run away?
Who knows. I don't even know you
Fine. This is my business card
I'm busy today. Why don't you call me tomorrow?
How do I know if it's really your card? Show me your ID card.
You... Fine. Here you are.
You see
Damn!
Double Damn!
When shall I call you?
Tomorrow afternoon. I can't wake up early in the morning
Do you want your bag?
No, I don't want it any more
Hi, Liang Shuang
Hi. Sit. Why are you so late?
Oh. I hit a passer-by when opening the car door
He dropped his laptop in water and insisted on my paying for it
He might be a swindler
Yeah. I didn't realize it
I was such a fool
Both of us had such a bad luck today
Look!
So embarrassing!
Yeah. I got robbed and you got harassed
I got robbed and harassed I lost my handbag
I see why he took an umbrella in a sunny day
What will you do now?
I guess there's nothing I can do
It must be exhausting to replace my cards
You are right
Where are my clothes?
Oh, right. Here you are
Go get dressed
Damn it
Is it broken?
Who came?
Nobody
Then how do you explain this purse?
It belongs to a stranger I met before entering a lift
Why did you take it home?
I don't know either
Anyway, there's no calling card, so I can't get in touch
It seems that we both had problems with women today
But I ain't so lucky
A woman hit on my elbow when opening the car door
I dropped my laptop into water, and it's broken
She must be in a hurry, or she's just careless
Well, she's not that bad
On getting off the car and seeing what happened, she said she'd pay compensation
My research materials in the past six years are stored in it
It seems she's used to settle things with money
How old is she?
About 26 or 27 years old
She's pretty and owns a health spa
You hit a boss
No. She hit me
Whatsoever, she'll compensate you
But you should help me fix my laptop first
Can the data be restored?
Don't worry. Wang will come over soon. He can fix it
And, could you come with me tomorrow?
You want me to go with you to get the money?
Yeah. I'm afraid that little woman would change mind
I won't go
She's young, majestic, and wealthy
She's a good match for you, with your self-contempt and eagerness to climb up
Shut up. I have no feelings for her
You are obviously lying
If you don't go with me, I'll move out
No one will cook for you, and you'll be starved to death
I can have take-out food
Fine. I'll go with you, but I want beef curry tonight
Okay, fine
I'll cook whatever dish you want
Hurry up
Where's the calling card?
What's wrong?
The calling card
Who's card?
Fu Yiping
Is he the guy who rescued you in distress?
Right
I must have left it in the washroom
I'm so unlucky today
Are you in love with him?
He's a good guy, but he's not meant for me
Why do you say so?
Cause I lost his calling card
Forget about him. Oh, could you come with me to meet that man?
If he's a swindler, I won't give him a cent
Let's go
Where are you going?
To my company
Okay, files are found
Really?
The hard disk is not soaked
But you'll have to make a backup
Thank God. It's my research results in the past six years
Thanks a million
But it's broken
My poor laptop
It's time to buy a new one
It's Uncle
Hello, Uncle.
Cheng, can you put me up tomorrow?
You're coming tomorrow?
Okay, no problem. The room is vacant
Okay, I'll be there by noon. Anybody home then?
My uncle will come here tomorrow. Will you be at home?
I'll go to work in the morning, and accompany you in the afternoon
Uncle. Li Hao and I are both occupied tomorrow
Well, I'll leave the key in the same place as I did before
Okay, see you. I'll give you a surprise
Surprise? Hello...
Your uncle said he'd give you a surprise
Maybe, he'll introduce you to a pretty girl
Nonsense
Fine. If you don't want it, give it to me
Take it
Give this to Liang Shuang
True Love Dating Club
The palace of love, the heaven of marriage
What? Doesn't going to heaven mean death?
It should be "the trap of matchmakers, the grave of love"
You...
Am I right?
Absolutely
Hi, Liang Shuang
Hello
I was looking for you
You need to go to a dating club with the sample
Also, ads of some club members will be placed in our magazine
Pick some good-looking ones
We won't carry ads for the ugly
Okay, I get it
Oh, I failed to accomplishment what I was supposed to do today
It's okay. Finish it tomorrow
Ms. Liang, you can take this chance to find a man for yourself
Do you want a good date for yourself?
No need. I have over 40 wives on the Internet
You...
Stop it
Hand in the leaflet of Xuefu tomorrow morning
- Close your QQ - OK
Hello, Lele
Come to my home this evening, please
Okay
Finally, you are here
What's the matter?
Your mom, together with my mom...
Liang Shuang
Hello
Sit. Have some tea. Have you seen your mom?
Not yet. I came right here
What's the matter?
Nothing
Mom, I have something to discuss with Shuang
Why don't you leave us alone?
Can't you discuss it with my presence?
Mom
I'm worried about you
I just want you to find a good man
What if I get sick one day? Can you handle it with yourself?
Fine. Rest assured, I'll take the best one home for you
Do you think it's as easy as buying a dog?
And it isn't for me, but for yourself
Don't worry
What about my taking her to a blind date?
Shuang, what are you talking about?
A blind date. Really?
Of course
Look, this is the leaflet
Shuang, what's wrong with you?
There must be many good guys
I have to wear my glasses to take a closer look
Wonderful
Mom, be careful
I'm so tired
Shuang
What's the matter?
I called you to look at these photos of jerks
But why did you bring up the blind date?
Your mom must have gone to City God Temple
Yeah, together with your mom
Then, there must be more photos of jerks in my home
Look at these men. Horrible!
Help!
Isn't this always the case?
Look at this one
This one is not so good
This young man looks good
Yeah, but he's one year younger than Shuang
Oh, no. He won't do
Right
This man looks mature
Well, he's 38 years old
Isn't he a bit old?
38
But he's really good. He has a MA degree
He's a manager of a state owned enterprise and 186cm in height
He's eight years older than Shuang
I think it doesn't matter
Then I'll arrange a date with him
No. It's better to let Shuang decide
It'll take centuries for Shuang to make such a decision
We should make the arrangement for her
In that case, it'll end in failure
We can't wait anymore, or she can only marry a divorced man
And she'll be a step-mother
Shut up. How can our daughter be a step-mother?
I'll read my newspaper
I've found it
Here it is
Ou Lele. I'll call her now
Where shall we meet her?
She may not listen to us
Then, I'll leave it to her
Okay
Stop watching TV
Come here
Quick
I'll make the call
I'll call her
It's put through
Hello, is it Ou Lele?
Yes, it is. Who is it speaking?
Say something
Shuang, it's a call from the man asking for compensation
Talk to him
Hello? This is Ou Lele
I was wondering where we'll meet tomorrow. It's up to you
Didn't I tell you to meet me in my health spa?
No. I'll be in downtown tomorrow
Where?
Wait a second
Where are you going tomorrow afternoon?
Didn't I tell you I'd go to the dating club?
I thought you made it up to deceive my mom
How would I deceive your mom? Tell him to meet there
Hello, did you hear it?
I'm listening
Take down the address
Okay, wait a moment
What is it?
Oh, sorry
Okay, what is it?
No.198, South Street. True Love Dating Club
Three in the afternoon
Why should we meet there?
What's wrong with you?
Didn't you ask me to pick the place in the first place?
Will you meet me or not?
I was just curious. Don't be mad at me
Calm down
Hello, where is it again?
No. 198, South Street
No, it's 189
No. 189
No, no. It's 198
Wait a minute
No. 198, South Street. True Love Dating Club
Three in the afternoon
OK
What the hell is it?
The way she speaks suggests her waywardness
She loves freedom and lacks security
She must be straightforward and capricious
You can handle her by yourself
This is serious
The laptop is the most valuable thing I have
I don't know how to confront her without your company
You know I'll get speechless when nervous
Don't worry. Take a deep breath
Say this, "I won't worry about this"
Stop teasing me. Tell me what I should do
Don't irritate her
Your goal is to get compensation, huh?
Yep
Be polite
I'm the victim. Why should I be polite?
This is a strategy
Her speech betrays her pride
Yet, a majestic woman always has a tender heart
If only she's happy, she'll do everything for you
Otherwise, she'll be your headache
Don't be timid in front of her
Or she'll treat you as a beggar, even if you get the money
How dare she?!
Why not?
I suffered material and spiritual losses because of her
And now I have to respect her as an empress
Are you on my side?
Your ultimate goal is to get money, huh?
That's it
Remember to act as a decent man and smile
Don't be as pigheaded as the notorious bandit Li Kui
Smile
Your smile is more detestable than a wail
Do you know why you can't find a job?
There is no suitable job for my major
No. It's because you never learn to smile
It's hard to get along with you
You're not that sort of person to be embraced
Embrace. It's disgusting
Don't throw up here. Go to the toilet
Listen, get there on time tomorrow afternoon
I'm back
Welcome home
Dad, are you watching another soap opera with mom?
I'm not. Why are you back so late?
Did you have dinner?
Yeah
Come look at these photos
I've seen them already
No, you haven't
Today, Mrs. Ou and I...
...picked those photos
Right. Sit down
Listen, your dad and I chose one for you
You'll meet him tomorrow
Tomorrow?
I have to work tomorrow. You may go meet him
What? Why do you have to work whenever it comes to this?
When will you be off duty?
I'll be off duty when I get fired
Okay, we'll talk about it later
Later? You are too old to talk about it later
You broke up with Zhang Lu many years ago
You have to get married anyway
It has nothing to do with him
- You - Calm down
Hello
Good news
Shuang is taking Lele to a blind date
I'm too excited to go to sleep
Blind date?
Is the date for Lele, or for both of them?
Both of them
It's called... Let me see
True Love Dating Club
There are many men with good education and high salaries
Shuang will definitely find a good match for herself
Oh. We've been worrying about this
Shall we go and see what happens tomorrow?
Shall we?
It must be interesting
That's a deal
Bye
Let me tell you...
Mom, I'll go to sleep now
Hurry up. Have a good sleep
Good night
She's having a blind date tomorrow
When I bring it up, she always says she's busy
Actually, she'll secretly having a blind date
I'll go with Mrs. Ou tomorrow
Not to see photos, but actual men
Perfect
No, you'll be discovered
It's better than being deceived
I'm in the hospital in the morning. Call me if anything comes up
Nothing will come up
If you want the woman to think better of you, change your shoes
Did you learn it from Freud?
Nope. It's only your shoes are disgusting
Fine
Go
Wait
Cool?
Bring your walking stick
Bullshit
There isn't any patient today, huh?
No
You are yawning
Hello
Excuse me, is it cardiology department?
No, it's psychological counseling
Sorry?
It's psychological counseling
Oh, I have problems with my heart
Then you should you to the 5th floor
It's the 1st floor
My heart aches
Take her to the 5th floor
Come with me
Is she taking me to have a test?
She's taking you to the cardiology department
Lead her there
I thought she'd be our first patient today
This way please
What are you talking about?
Dr. Li, are you free now?
I have no patents as usual
This hospital specializes in cardiac surgery
Many people don't even know about psychological counseling
Right
We may never get the chance to use our expertise here
Why not open a private clinic?
Private clinic?
Yeah. There are many clinics for psychological counseling
In other countries, many psychiatric clinics are located in places with good scenery
This makes the patients relaxed
There will be more clinics like this in China
You're young and have a promising future
I should think it over
Open the door
Don't run around
It's much cleaner than it was last time
Has the room been robbed?
Wow, what a mess!
These two men are so messy
Watch TV
This one's handsome. I choose him
Why are you here so early?
That's because I knew you're here
Sit
So, a middle-aged woman likes this sort of men
No, he's not a match for me
Tell me who you like. I'll be the matchmaker
I don't know, but it won't be someone in the dating club
What about this one?
Men love women who have big breasts and no brains
Carry ads of this kind of girls, and the dating club is sure to go viral
Why are you so harsh on men?
Don't you remember the predator who tore your dress?
Most men are just like him
Right. I'll slap him when I meet him again
Okay, I'll pick this one
This man... He...
He is the sexual predator?
No. He's Fu Yiping
Fu Yiping. Manger of an investment company
36 years old. 187 cm in height. PhD in finance.
And a luxurious house. Is it true?
No matter what, I'll take down the phone number
So I can return his jacket
You can also arrange for a date
Nonsense
Liang Shuang, it is time to fight!